‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE
by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025
Get the Mr Two Bitesmug. by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021
Get the Sucking the tit of two mothersmug. (noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug. by MnrBeer April 11, 2021
Get the popping two Casper'smug. 
Get the .9.Malcz Ieeih Two.9.mug. by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024
Get the two cheeks of the same arsemug. When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.
by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022
Get the Two load tangomug.