After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.
I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s
by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022
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Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.
"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."
by NamiPants August 12, 2016
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newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.
you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!
by cammie September 24, 2004
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spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
by D-n-C November 02, 2006
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Time Travel Poop

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa
Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.
by Opi071694 May 09, 2011
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Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.
by Bungonimus Jones November 06, 2021
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Bat poop crazy

Same as Bat shit crazy, used mostly by little kids that aren't allowed to say shit.
Kid1 - chicks dig nose bubbles..
Kid2 - you must be Bat poop crazy!
by blakmist July 30, 2011
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