sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 6, 2024

Xen rule

Xen rule is a dumb ass rule made by a moron. Normally no one knows about the rule until it's applied.

I went to leave early but can't it's a new xen rule.

by fathfhfisuierireiigrwh January 17, 2018

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Rule 120

If a woman performs cellular respiration, she is a thot. There is no age restriction, period.

Thot: *slight sound of breathing*
Man: “Rule 120.”

by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 11, 2018

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

by ConnorBroski January 4, 2025

Class fries rule

If you bring fast food to school, you must give some to the table.

Jacob I invoke the class fries rule

by Mertz December 15, 2023