Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

by Furnend March 30, 2011

mr monkey

a large pink fluffy monkey bummed by a young holly wally waffle

Holly Wally Waffle:(screaming)Mr Monkey i love you i dont want to leave you

by El-Pedro December 24, 2008

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis October 3, 2007

Screaming Monkey

Sex Move: first you shave your partner's ass weekly for 3 months. You then let the hair grow fairly long.Finally when you are about to penetrate your partner's anus with your penis, you rip all the hair off the ass in one tug. In the end the victim will scream like a monkey.

I gave that bitch a screaming monkey last night.

by Matthewfax February 19, 2009

get monkey

To get high on a party drug, esp GHB or Meth. To get so high you act crazy and hardly remember anything.

I found a source for G and finally scored, let's get monkey!

by Coz August 22, 2003

Toilet Monkey

A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.

What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?

by Dexter69 February 20, 2012

flying monkeys

AKA fly moes.

They just follow blindly and screeches constantly to the public and police due to the ignorance of themselves and their leader, the WWWH (wicked witch of the white house). Someone that swears they know the law and will quote it wrong.
Someone that likes to make a scene in public especially when they don't get their way. They're usually part of MAGA. Sometimes flying monkeys are also labeled as Karens', Kens', and Beckys'.

Once inside the store, flying monkeys circled around before preying on a family of 3 that they thought should not be allowed inside the store. The flying monkeys heckled and bullied the family about their nationality to leave, all the while screeching to the manager about having to wear a face mask.

by cynaim November 18, 2020