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Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.
"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"
by hintfo June 9, 2012
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system in my eyes

You understand something perfectly

You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works

You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it
Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?

Danni: yeah mate no problem.

Luke: how do you know what to do?

Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes
by Danni101 December 17, 2011
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Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
by superbill22 July 6, 2011
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fixing my margins

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.
by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011
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Oh my cow!

A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"
Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!
by imcoollikethatandyouknowit November 19, 2011
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Snap My Coker

1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck

2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.
1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.

2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!
by HorniB0i April 7, 2023
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My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.
by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023
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