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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Big Mexican

by Big Fat Mexican June 3, 2021
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Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018
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Mexican Breakfast

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018
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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.
Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.
by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019
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mexican cropduster

farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.
dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today
by banana moonpie August 13, 2010
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