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Scene Kid 

noun: A boy or girl prep who suddenly decides that's it's like sooooooo kewl to be emo or goth, but isn't willing to give up their douchey ways. May or may not listen to crappy screamo/metal and lots of white boys rapping about how much ass they get. Both tend towards physical attractiveness and have an unfortunate tendency to be assholes/bitches.
Oh my god, is that prep trying to emo? What a fucking scene kid.
Scene Kid by asshat mgee August 11, 2010
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scene kid 

their first name is never Matt. they paint they're pants on. they usually have gauges in their ears the size of plates. they like to listen to screaming hardcore music. they also like to wear bands shirts. sometimes they are homosexual. you will often find a scene kid roaming around in odd places, like video game arcades and bathrooms. (most are seen taking pictures of themselves in public bathroom mirrors with cute little notes written on their hand, and they never smile)
scene kid by yo yo yo bro December 31, 2010
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swag kid 

A classification of person (usually white or somewhat hispanic) indicated by fondness of snapbacks, Diamond Supply Co, aztec print shirts, Mac Miller, longboarding, energy drinks, and non-ironic usage of the word swag. Essentially a ghetto hipster or a hipster gangster. Distinct from sk8ers in music taste as well as actually ability to sk8.
"Is that a wigger or a hipster?"
"Neither. It's a swag kid."

"Is macklemore a hipster?"
"Nah man. He's a swag kid if I've ever seen one."

"What ever happened to sk8er kids?"
"They were replaced by swag kids."
swag kid by theanus May 20, 2014
Somebody who may suffer from depression, likes punk,screamo,alternative, or any other genre they feel like listening too of music, cause that doesn't define them, and is antisocial or asocial with their small group of friends, and lives on the Internet. Occasionally the emo kid will watch anime, and listen to vocaloids. The Emo kid is basically an average person and sometimes adones a specific hairstyle.
Person: Why are you such an emo kid?
Me: Why do you care about what or who I am, I mean, why are your shoes red? Why do you ask stupid questions of random strangers?

Comb-Over Kid 

A boy who, typically, combes over his hair to one side with gel. The more official term for a male "plastic".
Girl: God, those plastics are annoying.
Boy: You think that's bad? I can't get over the fact they have a male version; the comb-over kids.
Comb-Over Kid by hen_bee January 13, 2010

Respected Young Kid

Aka Franklin Rager, Respected Young Men's biggest fan. HE respresents everything they are and do. RYM gave him his name, instead of the common name of "respectable." He goes out of his way to stay "phresh" and set a good example for all skanky people out there. Get to know him, he's fucking awesome! :)
"Jew see Respected Young Kid on Myspace/Facebook? Manee, his shit is flyy!" - Respectable.

Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)
What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day