Dream Catcher Hands

Blistered or calloused hands from making dream catchers.

That cherokee woman has dream catcher hands.

by SmallTownLez October 8, 2011

Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 17, 2009

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

National hold hands day

On May 1st you can hold hands with anyone one you would like and can be anyone your mom, your dad , boyfriend , girlfriend , friends, and dogs

Hey girl it’s national hold hands day let’s go !

by Hay hay bug boo April 30, 2019