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Locomotive Engineer

The operator of a diesel train. He manipulates the controller to make the train start and stop in response to the Conductor's direction. He is subservient to the Conductor and a member of a train crew. He is certified in the physical characteristics of his railroad, the operating rules, and train handling, and well-versed in emergency protocols.
The locomotive engineer dumped the train when a bicyclist rode in front of his train in the grade crossing.
by ColNugget February 28, 2026
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Twin Engine Turd

When a couple holds hands while facing eachother and squatting while taking poops.
Oh my god, girl, you won’t believe what me and ryan did this weekend while camping… we took twin engine turds, it was so romantic.

Nah bro, she wasn’t the one… She wouldn’t take a twin engine turd with me.
by ChungyChan March 20, 2026
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enragement engagement

1. a feeling of intense anger, during the act of engaging correspondence or establishing dialog.

2. an arrangement to advocate or commit violent behavior.
“My enragement engagement got the best of me, when I found out Shirley fucked my husband.”
“His enragement engagement showed, when he found out his boss fucked a government clerk to get the job.”
by Jl77diver February 10, 2025
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Electrical Engineering

noun

1. (of an undergraduate in college) a branch of STEM that focuses primarily on the movement of electrons and their applications in various ways. Those who practice electrical engineering (called Electrical Engineers, abbreviated EEE's) tend to lose touch with reality and become completely engulfed by concepts and math incomprehensible to all except other EEE’s and MATLAB. People often enter the field due to a severe lack of social success, including being unpopular in high school. They are then inspired to power through one excruciating class after another, enticed by the promises of large cash rewards straight out of college. The percentage of male electrical engineering students with girlfriends is given by the Planck constant, 6.626e-34…another reason why EEE's are persuaded to give up all hope of regular life and instead devote every last drop of mental energy to nearly failing every single class their academic advisor tells them to take. In between getting bullied by their coursework, many EEE’s take great delight in ridiculing other college students in general, and mechanical engineers and computer science majors in particular, for earning easier and less valuable degrees than their own.

ORIGIN
early-mid 19th century: from English, refers to researchers and scientists that discovered the foundational principles of electrical engineering, such as Georg Ohm (Ohm’s Law), Gustav Kirchhoff (KCL, KVL), James Maxwell (Maxwell’s Equations), and more.
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Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Electrical Engineer: I love you as much as the Bose-Einstein Distribution’s value at E = µ!
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Electrical Engineer: It means I love you infinitely much, because at the point where the function goes to…*continues to ramble for a half-hour*

Business major: I feel so stressed, I think I’m going to crash out.
Electrical Engineer: Come do these MOSFET circuit experiments, obtain expressions for these electric fields, convolve these CT signals using Fourier transforms, and derive wave equations for these free electrons. If you aren’t doing electrical engineering, you don’t know what being stressed really feels like.
by shit, the crayon consumer March 7, 2025
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New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
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