Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

by turbododge April 11, 2010

douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

by G_Hook October 17, 2017

Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia

Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!

by Milton Lee February 16, 2021

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

soul douche

cleansing of an evil, black soul

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"

by EG67 June 14, 2012

Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021