Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.

Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*

by thescarybandit April 19, 2025

rizzly bear

when someone has so much rizz he turns into a bear and the hoes fall in love with him

that mf a rizzly bear he got all the hoes on his dick he literally turned into a fucking bear

by kingbadmon December 17, 2022

Throwing Bears

To have sex with

Dude: How'd you get that bruise?
Chick: I was throwing bears at my boyfriend

by Passer Catulli October 14, 2009

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

Rizzly Bear

It means you are the alpha rizzler and will never lose a rizz battle.

Dang mane your the Rizzly Bear

by anonymous September 29, 2023

City bear

Homeless people; hobos

We had to hang the porto-potties up so the city bears wouldn't sleep in them

by Doganbeebo January 3, 2022