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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 14, 2025

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

Goon Bear

Calling someone a stupid person or insolence.

Taylor was being a real goon bear today.

by Mr. Tipster August 25, 2025

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025