When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021
Get the Churning butter mug.all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
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No skin: “Guy 240!, he just double pumped me!”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”
by Wtf1276 June 9, 2018
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by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goober butter mug.Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
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Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024
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