Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023

Two Coccy

1. When someone knows they are better than everybody else. Some may call a person described in this light as arrogant.
2. Musical genius Blueface. A man who has made one album called "two coccy" and a song respectively named "two coccs," although he is most known for his hit song "Thotiana" rather than his creative rap titles and bars including "cocc."

Example 1:
Person 1: "I hate that guy. He is almost two coccy."
Person 2: "I just think he's arrogant."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you hear Blueface's 2018 album "Two Coccy?"
Person 2: "Yeah I just heard it last night! Two Coccs was a really good song off it."

by Spines6482 July 12, 2020

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Two Mouth

A Woman down to have sex

Two Mouth "A vagina resembles a mouth sideways hence 2 mouth"

by Two Mouth December 5, 2017

nibby two

a derivative of the word nibby which means a nosey person as the name sugest this person is 2 times as nosey

the nibby two is worse than the nibby women down the street

by kit the nibby December 11, 2023