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Do you are have stupid? 

Do you are have stupid?
do you are have stupid?

the droids you are looking for 

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? 

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter 

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*
"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

I'm willing to get closer if you are 

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

Do you are have stupid? 

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch
my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?