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leave the yard

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
by leitchleech March 4, 2010
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tenement yard

Jamaican slang for a housing area that is generally poor or undeveloped
shanty towns in Jamaica or Jamaican ghetto

reggae lyrics "Dreadlocks can't live in a tenement yard!" from Jamaican Reggae artist Jacob Miller
by rootsreggaerespect March 21, 2011
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50 yard cunt punt

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina
Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!
by 50cp July 26, 2017
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40 Yard Dash

An act that requires a woman (or man) to be on their knees with their mouth open as wide as possible. (Closed eyes would be a smart idea)

A naked man with a fully erect penis stands about 40 yards away (preferably starting in an NFL combine style sprinters stance for more speed). The man then sprints as fast as possible and attempts to land his penis in the woman’s mouth.

Missing the mouth could cause serious pain to both parties. Landing the penis is the girls mouth with this high velocity is considered to be the ultimate face fuck .
I wanted to fuck her throat so we tried the 40 Yard Dash last night . I missed and she lost an eye .
by Alamo Hayes December 4, 2021
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hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.
you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"
by TheMule September 17, 2008
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Party Yard Sale

Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.
"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."
by Nickname Mike February 24, 2010
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free yard

When your parents leave the house for the weekend/day. Leaving you in charge with a free house.
Man you wanna party at my free yard 2nite.

You wanna come back to my place, i got a free yard

I hate girls that try and act stush
When I got a free yard and I want some tush
I'll be like com round
And she'll be like nah
Shut up bitch and get in the car
It's not often I got a free yard
Hurry up man I don't even live dat far
-Aggro-
by Charlie frm both sides March 22, 2007
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