Three P's

Pussy, Plate of food, and a Place to stay. The only things a man really needs. Usually a stupid lonely woman can provide these things at her own expense.
Lonely Woman: "It's alright. He'll get a job soon. I'm just helping him out until his consulting business gets off the ground."

Savvy Friend: "Don't even kid yourself, girl. All he wants is the Three P's"
by Cor-dog April 03, 2009
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three fourths

The gayest saying ever. Something a wannabe trend setter would say.

1. Being three quarters retarted (more than partially retarded)
2. Way of proclaiming yourself to be gay, simply through use of this terrible, terrible insult.
Spam: "Dud, you dropped those fries. What're you, three fourths?"
Dinky: "...."
by NEDM May 29, 2006
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three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")
"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"
by jonbeazles August 24, 2004
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Three Os

Old, oriental, ovaries. A pig headed way some shmuck might try to guess the reason the car in front of his is going so slow.
Check out this car, driving 10 under and the blinker still on. Hope you're not in a hurry, I think we got the three Os in front of us.
by Princess Stinkypants April 27, 2016
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two-three

I be in my zone I’m in my two-three.
by Running like bolt April 12, 2019
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three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.
After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.
by zoorlac September 19, 2011
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three muskequeers

Calling a gang of three to four males homosexual in a derogatory manner.
Looks like the three muskequeers finally decided to make an appearance.
by acool40 March 19, 2015
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