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An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.
You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
wifey by The Sinner November 9, 2006
Wifey: (Latin-American; S. California)(adj.) A term used to describe a prostitute who is most favored by her pimp, often due to her ability to make the most money; also see bottom bitch
Pimp: "Yo, my wifey made 10G's this week"

wiffle pussy 

the act of cumming in a womans vagina immediately followed by filling it with cottons balls, eventually punching her in the stomach. Upon launch of cotton balls a wiffle pussy has been achieved.
Instead of playing beer pong tonight, we are going to achieve wiffle pussy off the roof.
wiffle pussy by Mr. wheels January 18, 2008

wiffany teeks 

Tiffany Weeks' alias. A young Latino-American in my school.
You can't do my name! "Wiffany Teeks?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.
jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"
wifey by girl7 December 8, 2006

wifeycracker

a gurl that is a good friends is your wifey and you thinks she's a cracker, a rly big weirdo.
girl 1-falls for no reason gets up and screams butternut.

girl 2- "thats my wifeycracker!"

girl 3-" why did she just say that?"

girl 2-"idk, shes just random like that."
wifeycracker by Moogan and Ashley January 22, 2008