Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Wide Eyed Banditmug. by Tommyc November 13, 2021
Get the Wide load toadmug. A certain individual that enjoys taking big loads and being involved in activities such as, gang bangs, being spit roasted, and the russian flash bang.
by indigenousDude37 June 8, 2023
Get the Wide Flap Sazmug. by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019
Get the Wide Buttsmug. by Lit cunt lord May 18, 2019
Get the Widemug. A girl that has fucked an entire football team. Then she goes to Starbucks and the football players put their dicks into her drink and then ejaculate for her to drink. After that they proceed to put five of their dicks into her ass, mouth, and vagina, while she give hand jobs to three dicks in each hand. When this process ends when each of her holed is about 7 inches, and he hands are sore.
That slut is such a ,Wide Reciver, Lisa Wild, aka Trevor's milk supply. Trey loves to eat penis, Ms Lantzy goes to weight watchers
by AshtonLongisawhore7205909707 October 12, 2013
Get the Wide Recivermug. That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
by Shuaman November 26, 2017
Get the double widemug.