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Shit Whisperer

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012
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Bomb Whisperer

Name for special forces personnel who's job is specifically to call for fire or air support (bombs) on targets in a mission area of operations.
Bomb Whisperer to Reaper, fire mission. JDAM to 34.632104, 69.079971, danger close. stand by for authentication...
by b4ctom1 June 15, 2011
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Wally's whispers

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again
by finbar007 May 22, 2023
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Whisper rap

Really low sounding and more quiet rap music. Rappers such as Saf the Artist are known for using this style.
Person 1: bro, what is this?
Person 2: it’s whisper rap, just listen to beat.
Person 1: ayy this go hard!
by NewslangATL January 6, 2023
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ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.
The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them
by B-S leader November 18, 2018
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Fuckboy whisperer

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.
Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.

Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.
by Berguendy March 18, 2019
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Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
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