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Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.
Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."
by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011
mugGet the Pube Weaselmug.

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.
by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012
mugGet the Vagina Weaselmug.

Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer
Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!
by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022
mugGet the Beef weaselmug.

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.
Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!
by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009
mugGet the Tenderizing the Weaselmug.

Stink Weasel

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.
Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL
by Ruban May 28, 2004
mugGet the Stink Weaselmug.

Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.
Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!
by jaywant July 27, 2008
mugGet the Stench Weaselmug.

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the fuck weaselmug.

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