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Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.
*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.
by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010
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watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.
What appears to be a watermelon doink
by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017
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Watermelon Sugar

Harries: “what is Watermelon Sugar about?”
Larries: ”Dick”
And then war happened
by pimqdaddeh May 2, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

Harry styles wanted sugar, watermelons and berries. He never got them. He still wants them. He wants double though since its been 2 years since he asked for them. He said in his own words "I want more berries". He also requests to have them on a summer evening. He has waited for so long. where are the mans berries, watermelons and sugar! Who will get it for him!? Poor Harry...
HARRY WANTS HIS WATERMELON SUGAR AND BERRIES GRRRRR BARK BARK
by your sister in law January 31, 2022
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Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021
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Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.
Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.
by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020
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