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Vegan Karen

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
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Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
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jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
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Vegan microwave

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.
by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018
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sexual vegan

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."
by Str0be January 13, 2017
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Vegan Shake

A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.
guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
by gimmeashske March 12, 2013
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Vegan vibes

Someone who really puts off that whole "i dont eat animals" vibe.
"damn shes really puts off vegan vibes"
"yea bro she doesnt eat Animals"
by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019
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