ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018

ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022