Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

Porkchop Ugly

so ugly you have to hang a porkchop around her neck even just to get the dog to play with her.

Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.

or

She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.

or

her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.

by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009

ugly bag

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

by lindsss. April 6, 2009

Circus Ugly

Someone so ugly that they must be part of a travelling circus. Beyond regular ugly. Beyond oogly. On par with fugly.

Mau's brother is srsly Circus Ugly

by POS vs NSB December 16, 2012

The Ugly One

A member of the teen girl squad

hygiene?
I got jimmies...

by webber (ben medcalf) May 2, 2003

the ugly cry

The ugly cry is the kind of thing actors and actresses train for years to defeat. It involves your eyes getting puffy, red and bloodshot, your nose running off your face, your skin getting blotchy and red, and your facial features bunching up rather unattractively.

Girl 1: Oh God, who died?

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I just saw Evelyn in the bathroom, doing the ugly cry in the corner. I just figured...

by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

Ugly Casanova

Amazing indie band with Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock. The other band members are Tim Rutili, Paul Jenkins, John Orth, and Brian Deck.

Ugly Casanova are amazing.

by schnurrbart June 21, 2006