one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 21, 2017

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

Toot

A women who smokes the sausage for greenbacks, preferably $20s

Man I’m horny call one of them toots over!

by Chithead September 6, 2018

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024

Toot

Another word to say fart.

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted

by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022