one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Toot

Toot is a word used to indicate that an outfit or a look (or something in general) is good, well done or pleasing to look at. Its opposite is the word boot. It originates on the YouTube series RuPaul's Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview.

Ooooh girl, those shoes are a complete toot.
I love your hair, toot it!

by vroomvroomgetoutmecar March 4, 2018

Toot

Slang for a vape

Pass the Toot

by crazybubber July 7, 2023

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020