one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 June 16, 2016

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

Toots

Toots is the name of a gorgeous woman. She is loved by her family and constantly surrounds herself with them. Her nicknames include:
-Tootsie Roll
-Mama Bear
-Tootsy

“Hey what’s your moms name again?”
“Toots, why?”
“What kind of name is that?”
“A really pretty one”

by Alovingperson March 9, 2020