ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"

Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.

by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

by toninette November 22, 2021

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020