Weed Fairy

When you think that your weed stash is empty and you're completely dry... Until you find a nug, .5, gram or more in your pocket or any other random place. That is because you were visited by the weed fairy! (or you found weed that you put away the night before because you were high and forgot you still had it)
"Hey guy, wanna do some bong hits with this weed I got from the Weed Fairy?"
by StonedCJane August 02, 2012
Get the Weed Fairy mug.

lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.
Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.


Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.
by lawl@urfais.cawm February 19, 2009
Get the lawn fairy mug.

goth fairy

basically vince noir from series 2 onwards of the mighty boosh.

an excellent mix of bright, surreal eye catching clothing , (electro) while combined with the stereotypical "dark" goth types.

these goth fairies are more into the fashion than deep thinking, but are not posers like some emo kids and goths (not saying all goths are posers, just some who think they're being cool ect, see the poser goths.)
Vince Noir's mirror ball costume combined with his black barnet and eye make up is common example of goth fairy styling. i think it's cool
by The-Crack-Fox January 04, 2008
Get the goth fairy mug.

butter fairy

a girl that is extremely gorgeous, but won't do anything sexual because she is too religious
john, "hey, Jamie is really hot."

joe, "yea, but you'd never fuck her, she's a butter fairy"
by Andy Land June 05, 2007
Get the butter fairy mug.

dirty fairy

a sexual act when i person shits in there hand and smears it on the back of there partner to look like wings.
that girl was into some freaky shit she asked me to give her a dirty fairy
by dirtytbs December 15, 2009
Get the dirty fairy mug.

Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.
Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.
by Ghostnipple December 03, 2019
Get the Turd Fairy mug.

Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob February 25, 2011
Get the Asshole Fairies mug.