netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.

Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."

by Blu_Portal June 20, 2016

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Netflix and Freeze

When you think you're going to Netflix and Chill but the other party has no interest in anything sexual occurring. So you basically just hangout and watch Netflix.

Victor: "Bruh, how was yesterday with Janelle?"
Darnell: "Well, not as good as I had hoped. I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill. Turns out, all she really wanted to do was Netflix and Freeze"
Victor: "Cold. Sorry to hear that"
Darnell: "I know right?"

by urbandict0rx October 9, 2016

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netflix and freeze

Like Netflix and Chill except sexual expectations are not met. One party *thinks* it's going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate.

I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill but every time I tried to make an advance, I was rebuffed. It was a lot more like Netflix and Freeze...

by urbandict0rx October 6, 2016

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