lebron rodrigues

happyness

my dad is lebron rodrigues

by ytfghdakslqwerpoiufgzxcvbn January 29, 2021

Lebron James

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.

Do you know who the goat is becuase it's definitely not lebron james

by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

Lebronics

People who speak English, but every time they do so, it's in favor of the Chinese Communist Party.

"Did you see fake president Joe Biden's press conference?"

"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."

by imyourmoderator March 27, 2021

Angry LeBron

When your penis is so small and their nostrils are so large you can fully insert your penis in their nostril, blow a load in their sinus cavity and it comes out the other nostril

I gave my girlfriend an Angry LeBron last night

by Bumpy April 23, 2021

Lebron James

A very tall, big cock and balls packaged but yet talented basketball player with a very VERY short hairline but has somehow restored it with most likely clay or play dough.

Ex: “Why can’t your dick be as big as lebron James? He’s got that packaged up right!”

Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”

Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”

by WildMeme Menu April 28, 2021

LeBroned

The smelliest of farts, because LeBron James is an asshole

I LeBroned next to my wife in bed last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by elohssAemitgiB May 8, 2021

Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.

Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?

by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024