Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

Blue tick of death

The act of opening /reading a text message on Whatsapp and not replying the sender.

James: "Did you at least reply Jennefer?"
Hank: "No, I gave her the blue tick of death."

by Henk Oets November 8, 2020

dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.

I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.

by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

Let me tickle ur pickle

When someone likes pickles and wants to tickle em

Let me tickle ur pickle

by Hsgsvhshahgahhs April 17, 2019

The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

Mr. Paul E. Tickes

A pompous and condescending politician.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 8, 2021