Rape Ticket 

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.

There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.

Rape Ticket by namfonos November 14, 2012

watz tha ticket on it 

as in: "How are you?" "What's up?" "What are you doing?"

Aye kinfolk whats tha ticket on it?

watz tha ticket on it by Antoinette May 13, 2005

Golden Ticket 

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)

I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!

Golden Ticket by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011

A Ding Dong Ticket

A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.

More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.

Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.

Me: What does Xia Yang look like?

You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket

A Ding Dong Ticket by Jim The Rug Muncher November 2, 2008

pity ticket 

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.

Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)

pity ticket by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008

fun ticket 

a one hundred dollar bill

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!

fun ticket by Steve-M July 30, 2008

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

The Ticket Wolf by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008