thomas

someone who often has the last name of Dunn or Peters they are usually of mouse appearance, blue eyed and are constantly in the shdow of a larger ogre styled or older sibling or family member. (Usually twin brother or sister.) The name "Thomas" is dereived from the galic meaning "cow milker"

Y: dude, did you see that new kid?
C: I know! hes such a cow milking Thomas!

by reowr July 20, 2010

Thomas

fucking gay as hell

Thomas the most gay person on earth.

by jackie sun the third May 22, 2016

Thomas

Thomas is a person with a very small buck and usually bully and shit on by Justin trygar and over all a stupid fuck nickel

Look at that meth addict what a Thomas

by Gaynigga95585 January 30, 2019

Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron

That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."

by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017

Thomas

someone that is a gay ass scout that goes to all ends to act cool in front of his friends. he also likes sucking his neighbors giant horse cocks and is as small as someone nipples

Thomas is such a fag

by LordPen April 2, 2019

Thomas

Hot beast legend but a faggot

Hey Thomas stop gargling me nutt

by Bill Cosby fab boi 69 August 5, 2018

Thomas

A true superhero and the most compassionate person you will ever meet. He will be there for you even when he isn’t trying. Can be very snarky and sassy when tired, but never cruel. He’s smarter than everyone around him and more humble. His ass isn’t bad either.

Person 1: I’m looking for someone to tell all my secrets to, who won’t judge me, but will help me out.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.

If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.

by Chronically Lazy Individual June 22, 2018