Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

chair giggle

harmony and derry created this word and we are amazing and special i dont like Monica tho shes a slut lol
anyway were amazing ya b**ch

chair giggle was made up by dezaaaaaaaaaa and hammmyyyyy!

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017

Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer

Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair

by Fizzlelegs September 22, 2016

Horible chairs

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

by MercuryOfficial July 09, 2020

McAfee Chair

A chair with a hole cut in it so a person may defecate through the hole while they masturbate and/or receive sexually stimulation from a partner(s).

I got a hot date coming over later, got to break out my McAfee chair.

by HahahaButt February 12, 2021

Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 26, 2016

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 28, 2009