The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Planmug. A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
by Ellosvs July 16, 2021
Get the Shconty (von Smell)mug. by The Double E August 26, 2023
Get the Von Dumpskimug. Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
Get the Von-St. Aubinomicsmug. 
De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
De Von is going places
by De Von November 22, 2021
Get the De Vonmug. An absolute unit. Zarovich means 'son of tsar' and Nightmare proves to be much more than that. He is a dark lord. A badass gangster. A killer amongst men. A messiah. A hero. Simply the greatest, the strongest.
by Nightmare_vZ February 6, 2022
Get the Nightmare von Zarovichmug.