anal splash

When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water

Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"

by Jeffie and kennis February 27, 2015

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Summertime Splash

when you give someone head under water and when you come up they splash you in the face with their cum

I totally summertime splashed that ho the other day, in the kiddy pool.

Similar to winter snowball with snow.

by Hermione Granger,the Red Ranga October 13, 2011

Splash back

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.

There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.

by Hobby-less October 20, 2017

cleavland splash

Like the cleavland steamer, except you diarrhea on the said chest instead of solid feces.

I gave Mrs.Hoey a cleavland splash! It was sweet!

by PhEncer December 10, 2003

dick splash

when a guy splashes his urine or cum (sperm/semen) over something.

"Oh Dude! My Porn Magazine covered in your dick splash"

by Dude123 September 8, 2007

Dick Splash

The Splashing of excess liquid on a penis onto a certain individual, crowd, or object.

Windixie: Hey, I got Dick Splashed At School Today.

by RockManSam November 25, 2009