I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker
by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008
This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
by Holly M Schultz August 29, 2023
When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth
by thrustgod December 14, 2020
Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums
by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017
The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
by RobotScientist June 27, 2022
“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”
A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
by AnneFranksUncle September 06, 2018