scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.

Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion

by De_Beeron January 8, 2018

Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)

"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."

by hammertime123467 February 9, 2019

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011