by Derick hewlet December 08, 2019
When your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum.
What are we doing for JDs birthday?
The Derksy Maneuver!
If that when your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum?
Yes!
The Derksy Maneuver!
If that when your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum?
Yes!
by One Of The Boys April 16, 2015
Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 15, 2019
Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.
"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"
by The man in the bushes April 09, 2024
A maneuver utilized in the popular family game, Connect 4, that involves playing pieces in such a way that the winner is decided forcefully at the last available row to place pieces.
Aw man! You got me with the riggity-fondue maneuver again!
by Tommy432 October 06, 2023
by Ballsgaming123 December 06, 2024
When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 03, 2022