helicopter

To spin around in circles while munting.
Helicopter! Blaarrrghgghhagh.
by Aspirex December 28, 2005
mugGet the helicoptermug.

bitch helicopter

Someone who is both a gossip and someone who hovers around you and others, constantly comparing themselves to others, an eye in the sky, watching everyone's lives and complaining about how theirs is worse. In effect, a person who always bitches and complains about everything you do.
Example:

A: Man, Christie's complaining about how Ashton got that new car for his wife the other day, now she wants a new car too.

B: Dude. She's such a Bitch Helicopter. Always hovering around people.

Example 2:
C: Charlie's always worrying about others, he complains about how i'm apparently "A little fat"
D: Girl, Charlie's such a Bitch Helicopter. If He wants those girls so bad, he should just hover over there and get one.
by rtmpgt August 29, 2017
mugGet the bitch helicoptermug.

Doing the Helicopter

Dean joined the air force because he's a mechaphile who always dreamed of doing the helicopter.
by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016
mugGet the Doing the Helicoptermug.
A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
mugGet the Pinochet's Helicopter Toursmug.

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.
"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016
mugGet the apache attack helicoptermug.

Chocolate Helicopter

thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.
Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?

Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
by Jizzle Vanity November 14, 2020
mugGet the Chocolate Helicoptermug.

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