Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.
Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…
Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…
Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.
Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter
Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!
Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.
Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter
Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!
Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
Get the Hairy Caterpillarmug. A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the hairy bunmug. A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
by MarySanderson August 31, 2018
Get the hairy watermelonmug. by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017
Get the hairy hermitmug. EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!
EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!
EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
by Mikeybear February 13, 2008
Get the Hairy Cheedmug. Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
by sour bras October 4, 2012
Get the hairy jaffamug. by Littlepenis1965 February 17, 2023
Get the Hairy pussymug.