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hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth
I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week
by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014
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hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to
girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell
by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017
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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.
Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!
by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016
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Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
by Tamrian August 22, 2016
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