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Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018
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certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
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Ramsey flop

When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice
Bro I gave her the Ramsey flop last night
by Shrhsuwhdhr May 4, 2021
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Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them
GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.
by Not augie April 18, 2017
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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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Hoodgie Flop

When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!
My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.
by Giabella January 9, 2013
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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