The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.
by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017
OMG did you see that Queensland Driver cross two lanes of traffic to turn left???
What's with the Queensland driver in the fast lane that 's driving slower than the speed limit and blocking traffic??
What's with the Queensland driver in the fast lane that 's driving slower than the speed limit and blocking traffic??
by ratlicker August 19, 2020
A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 08, 2011
Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper December 14, 2011
A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
by Code_Maker February 12, 2018