Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"
by Füktard January 30, 2009
1. A person or group of people that exclaims "crap" whenever something goes wrong.
2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.
3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"
2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.
3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"
by EvilWall October 31, 2004
by Breannaa February 05, 2008
by Jillster June 15, 2003
another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.
by AshBlash333 August 04, 2010
Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.
Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."
Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."
Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."
Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."
Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."
Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."
Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
by Udrai Scheit February 26, 2010
Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.
The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over
by Shell225 September 17, 2008