KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.
"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."
by SustainedLizard June 09, 2023
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Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is a game which as it implies,covers the Naruto and Boruto series. It contains 10 new characters,returning stages,new gameplay mechanics,second jutsus (which are tilts,trust me),and two story modes (History and Special Story from Boruto) It is considered the worst game by naruto fans,and unfortunately the dub is pretty bad cause it used AI Voices. It is released for PS4,PS5,Xbox One,Xbox Series X,Nintendo Switch and PCs.
Storm Master:Ugh....Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!
by LeoKids123 July 13, 2024
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 05, 2021
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Cloud connected

When least expected, cloud connected.
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BooBoo Connection

The term meaning someone's wifi is some ass
That dude that keeps lagging has some booboo connection
by Big Duerk Daddy June 11, 2018
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never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.
I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!
by Slobadon January 15, 2014
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The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another
“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory
by YumiYumiNoMi January 11, 2023
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