Perv Box

The perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something sexual or otherwise "Dirty". Constructed of cardboard with a simple "Perv Box" writte on the side with a magic marker. The "This end up" arrow points downward. The Top of the box is open for admitees to step in and step out when they have taken care of their dirty minds and are functioning (Non-pervy) members of society again.

Person 1- "Umm, I has dirty thoughts"

Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"

by Avengedplatypus April 5, 2010

nerd in a box

The next level of nerdiness. It is beyond dork on ice. A nerd in a box is trapped in their own nerdiness and cannot escape. The level of nerd exhausted from the original nerd is released into the box and circulates around the nerd making the nerd even more nerdy.

buddy 1: did you see emily today?
buddy 2: yeah she's such a nerd in a box

by howitdobabyboo March 3, 2010

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019

wrong boxing

When one is having multiple conversations simultaneously using an IM client such as MSN Messenger and types a response in the wrong box.

Dave says:
everyone will know exactly what that's about yo
Ashley says:
then I realized he wasn't wearin any pants.....
Ashley says:
oops
Dave says:
wtf
Ashley says:
sorry dude guess I was wrong boxing

by Victoria Potter September 5, 2007

Boxed Whore

A girl who regularly drinks boxed wine is considered a boxed whore.

1: Yo Cindy boxed whore right? Haha do not allow me to understate the importance of impotence.

by wazzupman February 25, 2017

bat box

A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.

The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait

by Jim Witness September 13, 2004

Box Is Life

Xbox is your life. Everything you do or say has to do with playing xbox. usually people who use this term specialize in first person shooters like call of duty or battlefield

Joe The Box King: Yo Bob are you about the boxing lifestyle.

Tim The Box Peasant: Nah bro I'm not worthy of the box is life lifestyle.

by boxislife June 12, 2013