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Bike Bregador

A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.
Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving
by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010
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bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
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birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike
Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike
by Birt Bike April 19, 2018
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beach bike

a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go

also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day
"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."
by go_fish January 27, 2010
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bike gang

what you think of when you think squad. regular trips to the beach together, always listening to the ICONIC roadtrippin playlist, and making plans to hangout. composed of the sweetest people on the planet and would do anything for any other member. all play soccer, their numbers being 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, and 40. pretty much the squad you wish you were...
“who are they?”
“that’s the bike gang
“are they like a real gang?”
“no they’re the best people in the best group”
by lilyyyyyyyy May 14, 2019
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Berlin bike

A rattling piece of junk.

Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
"Typical Berlin bike, €90"
"Retro Hollandrad, €180"
"Nice city bike, €45"
by brennschluss May 9, 2013
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Dad bike

Full dresser Harley Davidson or a big touring bike with fairing.
Given up on life and moved onto a dad bike.
by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020
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