Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy

John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.

by phantomrdx June 19, 2016

sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.

Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead

by Dick One January 20, 2018

No Homo Sunday

No Homo Sunday is Every Sunday

“ Damn Kennedy you looking thick today Daddy. Woahhhh that’s gay. Nah bro it’s No Homo Sunday. Oh ight bet daddy”

by NHT owner February 23, 2020

Softboy Sunday

Softboy Sunday is a Sunday dedicated to praising softboys. Started by a r/BisexualTeens mod as a spinoff of Femboy Friday.

1: See that cute softboy?
2: yeah he's adorable!
1: let's praise him on Softboy Sunday!

by Boris "BoJo" Johnson February 26, 2021

Sunday slop

A big pile of slop (usually made up of gravy, mash and vegetables) which was eaten by sticky whilst at his nans. This slop can be eaten fresh from the pot OR wrapped into tin foil and be stored till later for a nice picnic. Make sure to give gaso a big serving!

“Wow Vaso look at that pile of Sunday slop, I cannot wait to dig in!”

by vaso August 2, 2019

Making a sunday

The act of both members of a (male and female) sexual relation losing their Collective virginitys at the same time.

Taylor: I heard you and max were making a sunday last night.
Heather: shhh dont go telling everyone.
Taylor: ok...so he really popped your cherry???
Heather: yeah, and I peeled his banana.
Taylor: oh my!!!!

by Kakakarrotkake November 5, 2015

sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013