Last stand

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.

Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

lemonade stand

When a guy pisses in a girl while fucking

Some asshole gave me a lemonade stand.

by one cool guy May 19, 2003

lemonade stand

When a female is doing a hand stand and the man has his penis in her anus and she is uranating into the mouth of another women.

Bob and sally were doing the lemonade stand with wendy on a dark stormy night.

by Jaster December 14, 2003

Standing Ovation

verb. when a male or any person in possession of a dick and balls thrusts in a way that procures a soft clapping sound from the dick and ball region.

"HEY GUYS, STANDING OVATION" *proceeds to make their nuts clap*

by Stranded Fellow March 28, 2021

Taco stand

An event or location where women normally go to pick up men, but is inexplicably occupied by other women. See also: hotdog stand

This club is a total taco stand. Where are all the guys?!

by LegalizeWords August 19, 2010

durk stand

Essentially, durk stand represents the feelings within us which cause anger, arousal, and influence our flippant whimsy.

Durk Stand fo lyfe, niqqa.

Wallahi fucking turtle durk stand

Bro, I'm durk standing so hard in my pants.

Bill Nye likes munging. It stands his durk.

by Bitchdick. April 11, 2014

preg stand

when a pregnant woman takes a keg stand, despite surgeon general's warnings

Hey, Monique, did you see Shaquisha taking that preg stand last night?? Her baby is fucked! We had to clean that fetus up off the floor!

by johnboy34 September 16, 2010