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Blind Squid

God I could really do with some blind squid!
by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019
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multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.
I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"
by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013
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The Squid Cult

A group of friends on Discord that have roles as gods and will execute you if you dont join
by Dekblues12345 August 16, 2019
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squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).
That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.
by Hentaiman October 6, 2017
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Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.
I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.
by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010
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wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again
He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth
by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017
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Squid Loins

A strange fellow named Kevin who eats meth for breakfast, and shits out cocaine rocks. They also have a weird obsession with the shittiest bush known to man.
"Man squid loins is back on that smack."
by Frenchtoastbagels January 21, 2020
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